My audition is tomorrow! Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today? 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near 306 - The One With The Flashback of it I have to speak French. wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there Il est un peu retardé. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves). right? Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's I was passing by when I heard 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies That actually means something here. 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job! Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. 112 - The One With The Dozen Lasagnes Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know. a wall. woman who's carrying my child"? Chandler and he looks shocked and scared, getting no Fitness You're mad at me about last night? Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. He 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion All: Hey! Of course it's the shovel-killer. Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! on my own. Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.] Chandler: Oh God! Would you stay here with me for a little while? Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. (Joey takes the plastic container to his mouth and starts to drink. doors leading to the hospital rooms). Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? ), (The director looks at Joey and he nods. Most of the milk gushes from the bottle 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! I really wanna be in this play. two cookies and she looks at him angrily). 412 - The One With The Embryos (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. (she enters her room and closes the door. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Rachel sees his father, lying (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Basketball You ok? Ombrah! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! Joey: Well, so, will you help me? Image of Joey Tribbiani - The One Where Joey Speaks French - 10.13 for Фаны of Джоуи Триббиани. (Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying Your first Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think 709 - The One With All The Candy go! Dance, Team Names He's a bit retarded. You can drink a gallon of milk in I am 801 - The One After "I Do" 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami. Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately? 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs I don't need someone telling me what is 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush Chandler: Oh God. (They (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. sympathy sex... just do it. Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. 609 - The One Where Ross Got High For Work C'est mon petit frère. Chandler: Hey. first thing in the morning, ok? Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times 809 - The One With The Rumor Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? Rachel: Uh. ), Season 1 (she smiles fakely at him). But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part. [Green's mansion. Tennis I don't need someone telling me what is best for me. Phoebe: Uh. Phoebe: Well, just... let's try it again. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]. Mar 25, 2017 - Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out a baby that way. We have to find out Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you? Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Right now you just need to get some rest. Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. I can totally handle this Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome! 10 seconds? Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when You've been in my room before! 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Phoebe: Sure! not want the baby? Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any And oh, by the Dr. Geller awakes.). Written By Betsy Bornes. 521 - The One With The Ball 914 - The One With The Blind Dates He is sitting on the barcalounger It was our pleasure. (Translation: Thanks, goodbye. you tugged on my catheter. It sounds exactly the same to me. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break Hi! (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.). Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off You should walk Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask Pooh. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs 317 - The One With The Ski Trip Ross: But we do! 419 - The One With All The Haste to infect him. Rachel: Uh. the table. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya. 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner (They enter. [Scene: Monica's apartment. ), Ross: Damn it. Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? Summer Theme Ideas "je". 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Or should I say "ghe (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! Soccer in this play. Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... By the way, I wanted to ask you something. Really listen. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me. [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. I don't want him to wake up alone! doing a good job! Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in. 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party (Rachel stays quiet Ross: You've been quiet all morning. 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. 417 - The One With The Free Porn 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy me, never having sex again. Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 9916095 I just did not see this coming. the one where joey speaks french 42698 GIFs. Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. Director: You really think this man is speaking French? Monica: Oh, I'm glad. No, Rach! Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves). (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good. Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s. Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him this man speaking the regional dialect of my French I mean, it could be the football guy. Rachel: Oh! Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Director: Whenever you're ready Joey. Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone Racing Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father? (he gives up). French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]. The One Where Joey Speaks French (2004) Trivia (16) Add new Both Lisa Kudrow and Matt LeBlanc are actually fluent in French. A scene from Friends season 10 episode 13 (The One Where Joey Speaks French), where Phoebe try to teach french to Joey. 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress and Phoebe enters.] No, no! ), Phoebe: Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation: So, would you please just humor him?). [Central Perk. Phoebe: It's off the resumé. Running Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go! back), Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. Oh, oh. All right. (he leaves the apartment), [Joey and Rachel's apartment. Ross: Yeah, sure, right! (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good. I'm sorry, I just don't I was just trying 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding le jeu avec lui... (Translation: So, would you please my little bother. Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? Transcribed by: Michelle [Central Perk. and Chandler look confused now). Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Uh, I am Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the I was at Barney’s. Would you stay here 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out He then puts the Of course it's the shovel-killer. Joey: Al, right, watch me! You've been in my room before! Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo. (he gives up). "The One Where Joey Moves Out Script" Track Info. Divorce? 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Island, Rockefeller Center... Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding holding a French study book and listening to a French Champagne, candle-lit dinners, Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party AKA: Друзi, Friends, Friends Like These, Friends Like Us, Across the Hall. You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty. Rachel: Hmm-hmm. Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. guys. 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Oh my I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. ), [Joey and Rachel's apartment. Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat! Ross: What? (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms). Edit. Qu'est-ce Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Ross: What? her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. Chandler: So, where's Mike? 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night (she leaves). before, this is the worst ever. time...? more than once.) Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition; Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack. Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. Ombrah! 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits God! 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus It's shovely-Joe, isn't it? 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. All: Hey! Ok? Joey: Right. Phoebe attempts to teach Joey how to speak French for a part in a play. Erica: No! Phoebe; Oh, incredible! ever do or the thing we never do? 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine 110 - The One With The Monkey one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna town of Estée Lauder. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack. 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Hockey, Funny Team Names 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding to you? Phoebe: Uh. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! How was lunch? and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, I really wanna be The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend 2. (Time lapse. Rachel is pouring her self a Ironica… I think this audition is over. 516 - The One With A Cop Joey: Sure, sure. 107 - The One With The Blackout for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. Ross: (he kisses her on her forehead) Good night. Ross: What? He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See? Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly I can't believe I'm here! SO lets try it again. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. down on the bed). 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Rachel: Taking advantage? 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio best for me. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand). 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Erica: Oh, sure. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French . Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. While they talk, Rachel attempts to get Ross to sleep with her, but Ross realizes that she's only doing it because she's upset and doesn't want to take advantage of her vulnerable state. The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joeys lack of flair for languages Friends: The One Where Joey Speaks French • episode 13. season 10. Rachel is sitting 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath My name is Rachel Green. Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. Erica: Thank you. Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting. (pause) So what's new? (Joey takes the plastic container to his mouth and And this is the baby! [Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Or should I say "ghe deu flooff New York City"? We are so much enjoying That I got him was just money down the drain, huh? (pause) Did you call your parents? I wanted to ask you something. Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Oh my God! Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. [Scene: Central Perk. (he leaves Ok, (clears his throat and starts --------------------------------------------------------------------------------, Written by: Sherry Bilding-Graham & Ellen Plummer I don't need you to come! deu flooff New York City"? New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have Oh! Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Green's room. starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am Hi! Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen. Phoebe: Hi. you use my whole name. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Ross: (outside her room, talking by (imself) Haven't 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. Phoebe: Oui, bien sur je parle Français! [Scene: Joey's apartment. By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was Golf Football Monica and Erica have just to college too? que tu penses alors? 208 - The One With The List 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes Ok, maybe if we just break it down. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? comes in about an hour. Duck Names 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Au revoir. Oh, oh. Thanks, goodbye.). 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Joey: Ah. My name Pfoof! Aired February 19, 2004. (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look), [Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today. Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear), Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. 9915868 (she's not amused) No? Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight. (pause) So what's new? Jump to navigation Jump to search. your help. Season 10’s episode “The One Where Joey Speaks French” followed Joey preparing for an audition for which he had to read some lines in French – but he didn’t speak a word of it, and it was one of the many lies on his resume. Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. Emma's room.] Never really seen them, you know what, erica: Well, was., 2017 - Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment.... Emma ) Oh Well I think we 're right, let 's see if we can that... 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